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PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal and is horny. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always
gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
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Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years
ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u dont repost this, u will
have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!!
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean sometimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want.
Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The SEXIEST EVER....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random
and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should
hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO: The Whore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal.
Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years
of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA: The sex addict
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person
you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare
2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS: The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u
no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you
will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES: The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Good to be around. Good luck charm. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
AQUARIUS: Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the shit out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Considered to be a "G". 2 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.
GEMINI: Ultra Sexy
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny.
Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO: The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not
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PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal and is horny. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always
gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy.
Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you
do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty.
Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person
you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you don't.
I'm a Pisces. Not quite sure how I feel about being labeled the piece of ass, but some of the traits were fairly accurate, in my own humble opinion of myself. Lol.
Anyone who has seriously studied the subject will tell you that these are very poor, shallow descriptions. Moreover, most astrologers would say that the sun sign alone won't tell you that much, but must be seen in relation to all the other aspects. As for me, I'm an Aries, with Virgo rising, moon in Scorpio, Mercury in Pisces, Venus in Taurus, Mars in Aquarius, Jupiter in Cancer, Saturn and Uranus in Gemini, Neptune in Libra and Pluto in Leo.
I'm a capricorn, and didn't see my sign's description in the list, but that's okay.
aquarius for me. thanks for those bill
I'm a Gemini and your right so
I liked the tongue in cheek nonsense of it.
Stevie.
I'm a libra, and I do fit most of that description. Um, I haven't heard it put like this before. It's funny though. I also think that people who were born premature don't fit the sign they ended up being born under. My James was premature, is consider a Gemini, but he fits no description of one. The thing about birth signs is that it's a very general thing. some people swear by it, and others just like to look at it for fun.
Aquarius here and Ah Yes, Being wet can be pleasure-licious
Especially at MidNight during a Thunderous RainStorm.
~*Thunderous Midnight*~
Shea's a Libra. a lot of it fits me well.
After looking at the list more closely, I found my sign. All I have to say to the description is ... um ... okay?
i'm bored. lol hmm i don't think mine's accurate. but every time i read one of these things i think that so ...
Well, I'm a Scorpio and I reckon mine's prety accurate. Fits my description, though I've never actually found real love.
Jen.
i'm a capricorn and mine just doesn't fit me. well i don't think it does anyway. but i'm not really into the whole astrology thing and don't understand how when you were born can somehow shape your personality and stuff like that. dunno if i'm making any sense. i gotta stop staying up late like this. lol
OK, I'm a Pices, and the bits about being weird and silly and so forth fit, but I'm really no horndog and I doubt I'd be considered sexy or any of that kind of thing. I'd probably avhe to opt for the Reclusive-thinker's take on these, even though they're good for a bit of a chuckle.
well i think most of them said something about being a freak in the sheets or something, and well that's not me lol, but yeah they're fun for a laugh...
Yeah. I'm a Virgo, and I think tiny parts of mine are accurate:
"Caring. Smart. Intellectual. ... Loyal." (I'm not saying I'm not attractive, but I wouldn't claim it myself since it depends more on what others think.) And I think the "Easy to talk to. Hard to forget." is also accurate.
The rest of it means nothing to me, since it's basically the same as all the others, plus it's not accurate anyway. *sighs* yes, I had to go and analyze everything. But OK. I'll be quiet now. *smile*
I'm a Libra.
Oh my god, this was too right on.
CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy.
Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you
do not repost.
PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal and is horny. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always
gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
hahahahahahahaha. what can i say, beside, hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Gemini for me, and....some of it fits, but there's way more to me than that. I like to read about my sign, but only for fun.
This fits me pretty well. I don't know about the freek in the sheets, since I haven't gotten there yet, but the rest fits me pretty well. Yes, I am corny, yes I am a romantic, yes I can make you cry if you do me wrong. It's been fun reading this.
Hey PGG, I think it said horny, not corny. grins
Oh, and by the way, I was informed that I didn't put my zodiac sign on there. I am a Sagittarious and I'm proud of it. Grins. Have a good day to all of you.
I'm a Cancer. The part of that description that doesn't mirror everything else does fit me. And though I'm caring, get on my bad side and, well, um, I can't finish that sentence on here, can I? lol
VIRGO: The Whore
Fuck you! Lmao
I'm a Pisces, and a few of the things mentioned in my description fit me well. For example, I am caring, have a sense of humour, love joking, and I love being crazy. I also thought it was funny reading this, but I'm not pretty sure if your sign description always fits you. It might fit a few people, and others not. It depends on so many things.
Judith
I'm a scorpio some fit me, but that was enough to tell.. taurus is my rising sign.
Interesting descriptions, but they do seem a bit shallow to me. I mean, pretty much all of the descriptions fit a lot of these signs.. so yeah.
Second poster has a point, this doesn't seem all that accurate. You want to look at astrology, find actual personality trates. But as for me, I'm a leo and one of a kind. Don't know hardly any one whith my sign.
scorpio here, but I can see that, yeah, a lot of these are not exact that's why astrology isn't dependable nor is it a real science, it's this fake kind of psychology that makes us all look bad, so I just use it for my amusement if at all.
I am a Leo and it was neat reading your post. Hmmmm not sure how much I am like that but a lot of it falls right into place. And like the one before said not many leos out there it seems. I guess in a way leos can be diamonds in the rough.
Thanks though it was intresting to read.
I am a gemini and all I can say is wow.
Personally I like Weird Al's take on these things. It can be found on his album Running with Scissors. Now is not a good time to photo copy your butt and staple it to your boss's face.
Good album.
Yup. ANd of course after I posted that I had to listen to that song. But I don't plan on spending the rest of the week face down in the mud like he says we Cancers should, much less shoving a roll of duct tape up my nose while taking my driver's test.
lol
I'm a leo... and I can just say that description is ....... interesting to say the least.
hHowever, I am a lion and when I get angry watch out. LOL....
Don't forget feisty. LOL :)